Instructions for properly
hugging a baby.
1. First, spy a
baby.
2. Second, be
sure that the
object you spied
was
indeed a baby by
employing
classic sniffing
techniques. If
you smell baby
powder and the
wonderful aroma
of wet diapers
this is indeed a
baby.
3. Next you
will need to
flatten the baby
before actually
beginning the
hugging process.
**Note: The
added slobber
should help in
future steps by
making the 'paw
slide' easier.
4. The 'paw
slide'
Simply slide
paws around
baby and
prepare for
possible
close-up.
5. Finally, if
a camera is
present, you
will need to
execute
the difficult
and patented
'hug, smile, and
lean' so as to
achieve the
best photo
quality.
Dogs, if this is
properly done,
it will secure
you a warm, dry,
climate-controlled
environment for
the rest of
your life!
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